Apparently 13 sorcerers was arrested in Kinshasa accused of trying to steal or shrink men’s genitals. The victims claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear.
But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it’s become tiny or that they’ve become impotent. To that I tell them, ‘How do you know if you haven’t gone home and tried it’,” Kinshasa’s police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko said to Reuters.

Some residents of Kinshasa say this is real, some say it’s about money, for the victims to get a cure they’d probably pay anything. Wouldn’t you?

Full article: www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN2319603620080423

Experts are still trying to determine the effect of the concentric circles on the long squiggly green objects located in the blue area.

Stop defecating your dogs! It’s gross

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That would be a nice solution to one of the worlds problems! Look at this:

Finally after many fake beards and parents, uncles and fat men dressed up in red suits we finally found the genuine, true Santa.

Interviewed observers reactions:

“I could never have guessed!” - Slightly shocked Kitten Mary says, I always thought Santa was human.

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On December 9th 2007 approximately fourteen thousand Santas unofficially broke the world record that is currently held by Las Vegas (holds the record of over 7,000 Santas in one place); in Derry, Northern Ireland.

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Men really knew how to entertain themselves: