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Google takes another step into the future :)

admin — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 17:49:39 +0000

Using technology known as stereoscopy, CADIE brings you the web in 3D, according to Google’s website. Visit the innovation here.

As if that wasn’t enough last year (to be exact, exactly one year ago) they also launched TiSP (beta). Free wireless broadband service. Be sure to read the “How TiSP work” page for installation instructions.

Enjoy! We hope to present more news from Google in the future!

UFO files released

Nyike — Wed, 14 May 2008 18:28:40 +0000

UK Government releases secret files of UFO’s and statements! This is so exciting

Penis theft in Congo

Nyike — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 04:33:51 +0000

Apparently 13 sorcerers was arrested in Kinshasa accused of trying to steal or shrink men’s genitals. The victims claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear.
But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it’s become tiny or that they’ve become impotent. To that I tell them, ‘How do you know if you haven’t gone home and tried it’,” Kinshasa’s police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko said to Reuters.

Some residents of Kinshasa say this is real, some say it’s about money, for the victims to get a cure they’d probably pay anything. Wouldn’t you?

Full article: www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN2319603620080423

Glowing Red Dot

Nyike — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 11:49:57 +0000

Experts are still trying to determine the effect of the concentric circles on the long squiggly green objects located in the blue area.

Father and Son

Nyike — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 23:36:43 +0000

Defecation

Nyike — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 18:15:19 +0000

Stop defecating your dogs! It’s gross

Originally uploaded by industrycaptain

Run your car on water?

Nyike — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 02:18:24 +0000

That would be a nice solution to one of the worlds problems! Look at this:

Exclusive! Santa exposed!

Nyike — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 22:12:28 +0000

Finally after many fake beards and parents, uncles and fat men dressed up in red suits we finally found the genuine, true Santa.

Interviewed observers reactions:

“I could never have guessed!” – Slightly shocked Kitten Mary says, I always thought Santa was human.

“It all adds up.” – Kitten Meow says. “Humans are to big to fit in a chimney!”

The family that submitted the news to Nyike.com got suspicious when they found their cat on Christmas Eve dragging gifts across the floor from the chimney to the Christmas tree and they managed to take a picture of the startled Santa in action:

The suspicions rose earlier Christmas week, when they saw their cat trying out new toys in their living room:

“I knew it all along.” – Kitten KitKat says. “No further comments.”

Finally a picture of the final proof that Santa is real – we even pulled the beard and it didn’t come off!

Weird Guinness Records – part 1

Nyike — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 09:58:38 +0000

On December 9th 2007 approximately fourteen thousand Santas unofficially broke the world record that is currently held by Las Vegas (holds the record of over 7,000 Santas in one place); in Derry, Northern Ireland.

Ouch!!!

721 Claps Per Second – Watch more funny videos here

Worlds largest Piranha! That’s a monster :O

Large Piranha – Funny videos are here

I Really Look So Much Like My Dog It’s Scary!

Nyike — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 17:11:20 +0000